Suggested New Year's Resolution: Keep track of every product or service for which you're forced to watch an ad on youtube or amazon prime and never ever ever purchase said products or services again. -- Doug Harvey

Copied from a friend’s post: It’s almost the end of 2023, I'm older now and getting worn out, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!! I still haven’t found out who let the dogs out...where’s the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps...why all flavors of Fruit Loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop......why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails... why “abbreviated” is such a long word, or why there is a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons... why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections... and why you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” (where’s that extra penny going??)... why The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why you just tried to sing those two previous songs... what exactly Victoria’s secret is... and where's Waldo?... Can you hear me now?...and do you really think I am this witty?? I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin who lived next door to an old classmate’s mailman.

Twitter gets taken over by a rich +idiot and driven into the ground like a tent peg